Become a Member of the UKSA
Professional support for lawful(-ish) villainy in the modern world.
Whether you're an emerging mastermind or a veteran villain with a fully operational fortress, UKSA membership gives you the tools, training, and community to operate boldly—and legally—across the United Kingdom and beyond.
From legal loophole guidance to henchperson management resources, we help you run your villain enterprise with competence, strategy, and just enough deniability.
Why Join the UKSA?
The UKSA provides a comprehensive suite of benefits designed to support supervillains at every stage of their nefarious careers. Our membership unlocks exclusive resources, professional development, protected networking opportunities, compliance tools, and specialized services for lair operations and villain enterprises.
Whether you're running solo mischief or managing a full-scale subterranean complex, UKSA helps you do it better, safer, and much more efficiently.
Choose Your Membership Level
What Members Receive
Below is a full overview of UKSA's membership benefits. These apply across both membership tiers, with enhanced offerings for Lair-Holding members where noted.
Professional Development & Certification
Advance your villain career with recognized credentials.
- • Certified Professional Supervillain (CPSV)
- • Accredited Doom Architect (ADA)
- • Chartered Henchperson Supervisor (CHS)
- • CEUs for villain engineering & dark arts
- • Discounts on certification exams
- • Access to online training & workshops
Lair & Operations Support
Tools to run your empire efficiently—and legally enough.
- • Annual Lair Safety & Compliance toolkit
- • Templates for Minion Employment Agreements
- • Hostage Protocols & Excavation Permits
- • Discounts on lair-security audits
- • 3D lair-design templates
- • Emergency Lair Insurance Helpline
Enhanced for Lair-Holding Members
Member Directory Listing
Showcase your skills to peers, collaborators, and clients.
- • Public profile with specialties & affiliations
- • Optional listing of villain services
- • Invitations for member spotlights
- • Verified villain badge for your website
Events, Conferences & Networking
Connect with the UK's most ambitious masterminds.
- • Annual Congress of Malevolent Arts
- • VillainCon UK
- • Henchperson Leadership Summit
- • Virtual mastermind circles
- • Monthly Rivalry Mediation sessions
- • Regional meet-ups at neutral locations
Research, Standards & Publications
Stay at the cutting edge of modern villainy.
- • Journal of Responsible Havoc Engineering
- • UKSA Digital Archive (1874–present)
- • Standards & best-practice docs
- • Technical briefings on villain technologies
- • Redacted mission reports & case studies
Vendor & Supplier Discounts
Save on essential villain equipment and lair services.
- • 10–25% discounts on cloaking devices
- • Laser components & teleportation matrices
- • Autonomous minion-management software
- • Subterranean drilling equipment
- • Priority access to henchperson recruitment
- • Insurance discounts for lair hazards
Legal, Financial & Compliance Tools
Navigate UK villain regulations with confidence.
- • Free initial legal consultation
- • Crisis-response templates
- • Extradition Defender knowledge base
- • Cross-border operations briefings
- • Tax guidance for villain enterprises
Member Resource Library
Everything you need for day-to-day villain management.
- • Lair maintenance checklists
- • Henchperson motivation playbooks
- • Audio monologue warm-ups
- • Pre-mortem and post-mortem templates
Grants, Awards & Funding
Support for research and villain innovation.
- • UKSA Innovation in Villainy Grant
- • Lair-Modernization Mini-Grant
- • Emerging Mastermind Fellowship
- • Student Villain Research Awards
- • Annual Ethical Villainy Award
Member Support Services
Personalized help for the complexities of villain life.
Conflict Resolution
Confidential hotline for mutinies, rivalries, and frenemy disputes
Mentorship Matching
Connect with experienced villains for guidance and support
Support Groups
"So Your Minions Revolted (Again)" and other peer support
Identity Consulting
Identity concealment and persona development services
Ready to Join the UK's Most Distinguished Villain Network?
Whether you're plotting your first caper or optimizing a fully staffed fortress, UKSA membership provides the training, protection, compliance guidance, and community you need to thrive.
Choose your tier and begin your reign today.